Two And A Half Men Gets Renewed, Angus T. Jones Isn’t Coming Back Full-Time

April 27, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K

Seen above in what looks like a still from the douche-ified remake of Weekend at Bernies with Jon Cryer and Ashton Kutcher, Angus T. Jones is no longer going to sell out his pristine soul by starring as a regular on the dark-sided unholy sin show that is Two and a Half Men. Angus T. Jones said in a video for his church last year that nobody should watch the TV show that put millions of dollars into his checking account, because it’s a filthy piece of trash. If this Angus bitch really thinks Two and a Half Men is Lucifer’s filthiest work, then he’d probably really run to Jesus if he peeked into my Tivo, because my Tivo is filled with Gigolos episodes, Skinemax movies and the most evil show of them all 19 Kids & Counting.

Entertainment Weekly says that CBS has officially renewed Two and a Half Men and Angus won’t be a regular, but he will do a few episodes here and there throughout the season. So Angus is only going to go against God part-time instead of full-time.

And unless Khloe Kardashian replaces Angus full-time, the show should probably change its name to Two Men or One Man and a Human Suppository.

Tags: Angus T Jones, Two and a Half Men

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